Vegetarian Pigs

Whenever we go to the market, I like to cook up some sausage or a pork chop so people can taste our pork.  One day last year, two young couples were walking by and I asked them if they would like to try some of our delicious sausage.  "No, thanks," the two women replied.  "We're vegetarians."  "What a coincidence",  I responded.  "So are my pigs!!"