Vegetarian Pigs
Whenever we go to the market, I like to cook up some sausage or a pork chop so people can taste our pork. One day last year, two young couples were walking by and I asked them if they would like to try some of our delicious sausage. "No, thanks," the two women replied. "We're vegetarians." "What a coincidence", I responded. "So are my pigs!!"